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youneedad0ct0rbaby asked: LOL here I am ! I asked my laptop: Y U NO DO WHAT I WANT U TO ?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?! and he said: Y U FUCK GUYS OTHER THAN ME?!?!?!??!?!?! (omfg please respond to this personally, nobody needs to know I think my computer is as good as people, or even smarter xD or just ask me instead if u want to hahaha ) Now I realx in bed with my netbook because it does not hate me :33
go on skype, you wacko ;)
Birthday parties? Fuck. Yes.
The Ornithorhynchus
This illustration makes me feel like I could train a platypus to beg for treats…they’d probably stab me with their venomous leg-spikes. Well, the males, at least.
Types of Animal Life. St. George Mivart, 1893.





